Time to gradate to more adult books, I suppose...huh? The youngest one's book...HOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLY COW! I have to see more! Please, please! Let me see! N-No? I'm begging you! Even just a tiny little peek! Crap! She won't even let me near it...I'm just gonna have to take it by force! Oh, hey Satou...you heard that? Hmm? That's illegal? I shouldn't do it! It's not fair! Forget you, I'm not listening to some goody-goody who's not into girls at all! XXX

HWAACHOO! Oh, it sure is wa...wa...warm today. Huh? What's my "character", Micchan? Eew, my nose won't stop running... I'm gonna drown in my own snot... Oh no, I'm out of tissues! They've abandonned me! My fate is sealed... Haa...HWACHOO! Agh! Now I'm glued to Yabecchi with my super-sticky snot! I gotta do something!

Hello! I'm the new teacher, Yabe Satoshi! Today we're playing "Fruit Basket Turnover" to celebrate my becoming the teacher for class 6-3. I've prepared myself for all the situations I expected to encounter in an elementary school, but this particular class is home to three problem children. The Marui sisters, Mitsuba-chan, Futaba-chan and Hitoha-chan. I wanted our Fruit Basket Turnover game to be fun, but it ended up being horrible beyond imagination. How the heck am I supposed to survive this...?