Daddy, we found a stray kitty! Can we bring him home? But it even said "Meow, I wanna live with the Maruis!" Really? We can keep it?! Yippee! We did it, Hitoha! Let's go get it now! Huh? It's gone... I'm sure a really nice, kind person picked it up. Uh oh, Hitoha's in shock...can't we do something, Micchan? Ah ha, I'LL be the kitty! Meoooooow!

Hmm? Youngest? Whatcha doing? Oh, you're changing the light? You can't reach it, huh...here, you can ride on my shoulders. Upsy-daisy... What? What's wrong? You wanna get down? But you didn't change the light! Huh?! Youngest hates me now! What happened? Did I do something weird? No...I just lifted her up like normal... Maybe she thinks I'm a freak like everyone else in this class and she shouldn't hang out with me. No...I'm not like them!

I can't focus...probably because I skipped breakfast... Stupid Futaba, she says grabbing my stomach's like grabbing an I-cup! Hmm...? Th-The "Vibe-Shape Belt," it makes you skinny just by wearing it! What a wonderful device....It's so expensive, but I want it so bad! Huh? Hey, it's Sugisaki's cell phone... H-Holy cow! If I put this on my stomach... Aah...my abs...my abs...they're getting tighter...What an amazing discovery! Mitsu: I'll use dad's phone when I get home.

Today we're having recess with the first graders...hey, Hitoha! None of the kids are playing with me because you're here! Ah well, kids are pains in the neck anyways so it's just as well. I wish this class would just end already. Hey, what's wrong? Your RC Helicopter's stuck in a tree? I suppose it's up to me to come to the rescue then! But you'll have to be extra polite, call me "-sama" and be my footstool for a d- What do you mean, "clam it?!" Snotty little brat...

KHACKACKACK! COUGH! KUGH! It's Christmas Eve... What a time to be sick...KHACKACKACK! Futaba is expecing Santa Claus (me) to come tonight...! But I can't...give Futaba her present...when I'm so sick...! What do I do...? I know...I got something nice for you, Hitoha... That...that bag... ...There's a Santa suit inside. It's all...up to you...

Ack, It's Futaba! I'll have to sacrifice Hitoha to escape! Hey wait, why're you chasing me! Argh, enough! How long are you gonna chase me? I'll just have to hide in the equipment shed! I'll hide inside the hurdle blocks... Get out, get out. Good, she's gone! Uh...uh oh! I'm STUCK! Why?! Someone help! Oh...Hitoha...umm...help?

Live-action superheroes...How insipid. Wow... I...I never knew there was such an awesome show on TV! Hoo... I wanna tell them how awesome the Gachi Rangers were. I want them to understand. But...wait, other people in the class like Gachi Rangers too? U-U...Umm...I, umm...I saw...I saw it too... No...no, wait! Not a ghost or a ghoul or a poltergeist!

Tomorrow's field day! I'm at school practicing the night before! Huh? Daddy? Where'd you come from? The house? I'm not supposed to go out on my own at night? I'm sorry... But I just couldn't sit still knowing tomorrow's field dat! I thought I'd do a rehearsal! Will you help too daddy? Great! We'll start with the opening parade! Then the obstacle course! Then the tug-of-war, the piggyback battle, and the relay! Mmm...first place...zzzzz...

I'll need to buy a bra soon, too. I-It's not 'cause they told me to! I was really thinking of buying one. But I tried to sneak off and buy it, and this retarded old hag clings along! Huh?! They don't sell boobs! Geez, I'm just buying it and going home. Umm, is there anything cute and cheap... Huh? My size? Uh, maybe this big? N-No? Size depends on the size of your chest? Screw it all!!

Sensei. You're underestimating Futaba's breast obsession. It's totally abnormal. You can't underestimate it... Normally she just goofs around all the time but breasts are the one thing that she gets deadly serious about. She's a breast artisan, tirelessly seeking to create the perfect representation of her ideal. Sometimes she gets so hard on herself she'll roam around aimlessly. Her refined breast creations are masterpieces, beautiful...And sexy! Look! Look at the dedication on her face!

Time to gradate to more adult books, I suppose...huh? The youngest one's book...HOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLY COW! I have to see more! Please, please! Let me see! N-No? I'm begging you! Even just a tiny little peek! Crap! She won't even let me near it...I'm just gonna have to take it by force! Oh, hey Satou...you heard that? Hmm? That's illegal? I shouldn't do it! It's not fair! Forget you, I'm not listening to some goody-goody who's not into girls at all! XXX